THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

This Is My Living Proof

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(Source: blainetabulous, via oh-so-typical)

jem-sie:

someone please cuddle me and make me cum n’ stuff

(via dahliabobahlia)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via oh-so-typical)

Anonymous asked: Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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Anonymous asked: You are way too young to be posting nude photographs of yourself on the internet. Such a pretty and intelligent young woman ruining her reputation and future by exploiting yourself like this. I am praying for you.

Dear LAWD. FIRST - I am not “way too young” - I am a legal and consenting adult. SECOND - Being pretty and intelligent has nothing to do with the decision to photograph my body and post it on the internet - the human body is beautiful, and nude photos do not always infer sexual intent. If you are offended by nudity then you have some deeper issues to worry about rather than worrying about my “reputation” which, by the way, is hella good. I am a good effing person, nude or not. THIRD - I am not exploiting myself in any way, but thanks for the parental attempt there. FOURTH - While you are busy praying for me, I’ll probably be naked - and you’ll be thinking about that.

Anonymous asked: you should make a sex blog baby and post more pictures of yourself. why dont you post more here? you are so fuckable

LOL! Fuckable. I’ve been considering a porn blog for a while now. Maybe soon. I don’t post a lot of pictures of myself because why and also I have people from real life that follow me and that’s just awkward boners.